The official salutation thread

And that's a Salutation how... ? It's like you posting a song in the "What Song are you Listening to?" thread and me replying, "You should have been swallowed".

Now a Salutation is:

Toodles, folks - I'm off to watch the England vs. Trinidad & Tobago match.

Which I am in fact.

Later, Zelaron.

I love you all...

Except for those of you that I hate...

(You know who you are).

Cheerio, Zelaronians! I'm off to do my final session of night-before revision!

Good night.

Bedtime for me! I should be at work by the end of the week, so I need to get back into regular sleeping habits.

Toodles.

Time for sleep. Goodnite Zelaron.

I was up far too early, and now I'm ready for the knacker's yard. G'night, folks.