World Record Thread

For a cookie.

You gotta show the pic too!

There.

There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

Asamin, no one cares about your sisters except maybe you, your family, and the old man living down the street. So stop with the quotes

Q:What's the plural of penis? A: SAUSAGE FEST

She did not say this. She herd someone say it.

Your sister likes Sausage fests!!!

...and then it fell of in my hand!

Note that she did not say that. She just heard it at school. The previous one. This one she said.

Note that she did not say that. She just heard it at school. The previous one. This one she said.

One of the sausages at the sausage fest she was attending fell off in her hand!!! ZOMG SH3 H@Z AIDZ LOLZ!! Anywho, Yeah, I know, I'm just bored.

I heard someone make a penis reference once, she latched onto some guys waist and he told her to go lower, then she latched onto somewhere else and the visual aid became increasingly graphic.

Penis jokes are always good for a chuckle.

They are, especially in reference to size.

My brother responded 'At least it's real' to his being called a '3 and one half inch floppy'.

Ha, I remember my friend boasting about his penis, in truth it was really small.

Ha, I would always strut around the locker room in high school mainly to put others to shame. Mine should have its own zip code

Ha! Are you serious?

It's almost freakishly large. It's a nice well rounded, non-prime number in length. I'm not going to be suckered into posting pictures though, as that would be odd and get me banned.

Ha! No I don't want pictures, my goodness though that sounds like my friends boyfriends penis.

His is cooler though, it's thick but he has a piercings at the base and at the tip, I remember he let me touch it.

Cool?

Isn't it?!

Can I have your phone number?

I love cheese!
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bokuwa daisuki kanraku!