Minor Grievances

Just moved last weekend...

No internet for now =/

The high temp for the next 4 days is 0. Current windchill of -24 and it is 10:30 and sunny out. What the fuck!

Area of my chest where my heart is, hurts like a bitch for some reason.

I don't mind walking 5 blocks to get to my car. I do mind the -4 temperatures we're experiencing while walking. IT FUCKING SUCKS.

My beard is frozen to my face by the time I reach my building.

Left work early with a migraine today. Barely won the race home to puke. Still recovering. Bleh.

Kind of dizzy, I guess!

I work at a law firm, right? I print legal documents and photos all the time. Today I received an e-mail asking me to print off 10 copies of these 12 photos. Standard procedure, right? I open up the photos and they're autopsy photos. Now, I've printed off autopsy photos before but NOTHING compares to these pictures. HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!. I don't even think I should describe them. Tubgirl has NOTHING on these photos.

The best part about it? The e-mail didn't include any hint of a warning explaining the gruesome photos inside. Next time I see that secretary, I'm punching her in the vagina.

I'm sick, and in the past 24 hours it has gone from 45 degrees to -3, with -28 degree windchill. Fuck.

I work at a law firm, right? I print legal documents and photos all the time. Today I received an e-mail asking me to print off 10 copies of these 12 photos. Standard procedure, right? I open up the photos and they're autopsy photos. Now, I've printed off autopsy photos before but NOTHING compares to these pictures. HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!. I don't even think I should describe them. Tubgirl has NOTHING on these photos. The best part about it? The e-mail didn't include any hint of a warning explaining the gruesome photos inside. Next time I see that secretary, I'm punching her in the vagina.

lol

Do you still have these photos? I want to see them.

Yes I still have the photos. They're in my e-mail inbox still... and I REALLY don't think you want to see them.

I do!

Stuff like that can go very far on the internet. You say it's worse than Tubgirl?

Let's just say there's a tube sticking out of this dead body's shitty-smeared ass.

Fine by me, give it to me.

E-mail account?

red_mage_fan at yahoo.com

And.... sent. Have fun!

I want to see this shit (No pun intended)

chicnstu012@yahoo.com

I think I may have strep. Time to take a break from smoking.

Hahaha, I just looked at them. That's fucking awesome.

No.... no it's not. Imagine being totally oblivious while opening those. Sure, Miss, I'll print these off for you right away! Tralalalala! *Opens them*


WHAT THE FUCK