Minor Grievances

Left work early with a migraine today. Barely won the race home to puke. Still recovering. Bleh.

Kind of dizzy, I guess!

I work at a law firm, right? I print legal documents and photos all the time. Today I received an e-mail asking me to print off 10 copies of these 12 photos. Standard procedure, right? I open up the photos and they're autopsy photos. Now, I've printed off autopsy photos before but NOTHING compares to these pictures. HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!. I don't even think I should describe them. Tubgirl has NOTHING on these photos.

The best part about it? The e-mail didn't include any hint of a warning explaining the gruesome photos inside. Next time I see that secretary, I'm punching her in the vagina.

I'm sick, and in the past 24 hours it has gone from 45 degrees to -3, with -28 degree windchill. Fuck.

I work at a law firm, right? I print legal documents and photos all the time. Today I received an e-mail asking me to print off 10 copies of these 12 photos. Standard procedure, right? I open up the photos and they're autopsy photos. Now, I've printed off autopsy photos before but NOTHING compares to these pictures. HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!. I don't even think I should describe them. Tubgirl has NOTHING on these photos. The best part about it? The e-mail didn't include any hint of a warning explaining the gruesome photos inside. Next time I see that secretary, I'm punching her in the vagina.

lol

Do you still have these photos? I want to see them.

Yes I still have the photos. They're in my e-mail inbox still... and I REALLY don't think you want to see them.

I do!

Stuff like that can go very far on the internet. You say it's worse than Tubgirl?

Let's just say there's a tube sticking out of this dead body's shitty-smeared ass.