Phobias

And then you woke up.

And then you woke up.

Yeah really, or the porno changed scenes.

The clip on youporn ran out, haha.

Yeah. It must be hard for you to imagine a life where women actually hang out with a member of the male genre, huh?
Quick! Back to your corner!

Has anybody ever told you that you're kinda messed up?

You do know that you are talking to the residential homosexual furry-loving freak of Zelaron, do you not?

DFD, thanks for that reminder. I thought they'd forgotten by now.

Please change your avatar.

Oh yeah.

Please exterminate the Jews for Jesus first.

Yeah. It must be hard for you to imagine a life where women actually hang out with a member of the male genre, huh? Quick! Back to your corner!

I normally don't hang out with any more than 5-6 at once. What'd you do buy them a keg?

DFD, thanks for that reminder. I thought they'd forgotten by now.

'Til I die.

...I still think you're cool.

I think that was my New Years Eve party, hosted at my old apartment by Allstar Sports Bar / American Diner, "Pimps N Ho's" was the theme. I had 2 kegs, 2 Beer Bongs, 11 bottles of Vodka, 7 bottles of Tequila, 10 bottles of Rum, and 4 bottles of Whiskey. Plus a BBQ.

That's it? You definitely needed more alcohol.

Sounds expensive.

Well, while I provided a majority of the alcohol as compared to any other single attendee, most people brought a bottle or a case or whatever. These are rough numbers to be used as minimum quantities only, not maximum.
I spent about 800$ on this one party.

Hope it was a good one.

thats rediculousssss.

I avoid anything that would be awkward like the plague. Since I normally think ahead at least a few moments regarding EVERYTHING, so I'm pretty paranoid about being taken by surprise.

Isn't that a roundabout method of being a control freak?