6 reasons NOT to vote for huckabee

First off, Homosexuality is just as dangerous as regular sex, goddamn ignorant people. And Bloomberg was rumored to be running as Vice President with Obama depending on how well he does in the primaries, and if not he will go Independant..

Well, Anal sex has more health risks than vaginal sex, but I get your point. Anal sex is not exclusive to homosexuals, and not all homosexuals partake in anal sex, so homosexuality itself is not a health risk.

He says that like he thinks they should be exterminated. Know who else wanted homosexuals to be exterminated?

Zelaron is osmoses' drug of choice.

I think the only reason to vote for Huckabee is that he has Chuck Norris on his side. Chuck Norris could single-handedly defend the US.

Imagine if Chuck Norris was running as Huckabee's Vice President. I think I might actually have to vote for Huckabee in that case.

Huckabee won the Iowa Caucus for Republicans..

I think the only reason to vote for Huckabee is that he has Chuck Norris on his side. Chuck Norris could single-handedly defend the US. Imagine if Chuck Norris was running as Huckabee's Vice President. I think I might actually have to vote for Huckabee in that case.

I would have had to send you a "Chuck Norris jokes aren't real" sticker.