6 reasons NOT to vote for huckabee

2.) Mike Huckabee believes homosexuality could pose a dangerous health risk. [1]

i will give him my vote for this reason.

i will give him my vote for this reason.

Kind of sad, especially since it's not true.

Is Huckabee the one with the degree in theology? Is he Episopalian?

I hope Bloomberg runs for president.

Is Huckabee the one with the degree in theology? Is he Episopalian? I hope Bloomberg runs for president.

First off, Homosexuality is just as dangerous as regular sex, goddamn ignorant people.

And Bloomberg was rumored to be running as Vice President with Obama depending on how well he does in the primaries, and if not he will go Independant..

First off, Homosexuality is just as dangerous as regular sex, goddamn ignorant people. And Bloomberg was rumored to be running as Vice President with Obama depending on how well he does in the primaries, and if not he will go Independant..

Well, Anal sex has more health risks than vaginal sex, but I get your point. Anal sex is not exclusive to homosexuals, and not all homosexuals partake in anal sex, so homosexuality itself is not a health risk.

He says that like he thinks they should be exterminated. Know who else wanted homosexuals to be exterminated?

i will give him my vote for this reason.

Are you that ignorant?

ps I think this guy is osmoses

Edit: nevermind, he IS osmoses.

Are you that ignorant? ps I think this guy is osmoses Edit: nevermind, he IS osmoses.

I love Sleuth Amazon!

Was he banned or something? If not, why's he on a different name.

He asked to be perm-banned because he couldn't keep away, and wanted something to stop him... so we banned him, and he made a new name.

He's just been unbanned because apparently he wasn't keeping away.

Zelaron is osmoses' drug of choice.

Zelaron is osmoses' drug of choice.

I think the only reason to vote for Huckabee is that he has Chuck Norris on his side. Chuck Norris could single-handedly defend the US.

Imagine if Chuck Norris was running as Huckabee's Vice President. I think I might actually have to vote for Huckabee in that case.

Huckabee won the Iowa Caucus for Republicans..

I think the only reason to vote for Huckabee is that he has Chuck Norris on his side. Chuck Norris could single-handedly defend the US. Imagine if Chuck Norris was running as Huckabee's Vice President. I think I might actually have to vote for Huckabee in that case.

I would have had to send you a "Chuck Norris jokes aren't real" sticker.