LOL wow-detox?

"i cant stop playing wow it completly controls me i lost my job i dont go to school all i do is play wow i dont evebn get up to go to the bathroom anymore i have abed pan next to my desk my rent is due in a week but i havnt worked in the last month i dont know wat im going to do since they made leveling up so much easier it has been so hard for me to stop playing i already have 4 level 70 characters and im working on a new rouge at the moment pretty soon i wont have an apartment anymore because i cant pay the rent i dont know wat im doing wiht my life but i just cant stop playing its like the game calls to mee"

There's no way that's legit. How can you be that addicted? A fucking bed pan? No way.