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Tough break, HOH. Welcome to the part of college that really sucks - awkward social bullshit.

Friend zone = very low (though not impossible) chance of fucky-fucky.

Kagom, won't that be a bit awkward living with him?

^My question also, though I'm relatively mystified by the concept of a "good-terms" breakup. Good luck with that, dude.

It will be awkward for me, really awkward, but given my choices, it's one I'll just have to deal with. Maybe awkward for him, but he won't admit it or show it.

So he's the "man." I hear you there dude. Klo and I have discussed breaking up and being roommates and I just couldn't do it and I don't think she could do it, although she says she could. Every guy she brought home would leave with a concusion or worse.

Wait until one of you brings another person home =(.

More 'n likely I'll probably give out dirty looks and be really quiet. Just how I am. It's weird and I think stupid.

Rip off his nuts

I'd break down the door when he was in the shower and stab him in the throat.

That would definitely give Kagom closure.

More 'n likely I'll probably give out dirty looks and be really quiet. Just how I am. It's weird and I think stupid.

I'd go with a revenge fuck. Either sleep with the guy he brings home OR just bring home a guy of your own and I'm sure he'll be as pissed as you are.

And then make them drink poisoned koolaid.

Ha.
"Hey guuuys. Wow you must be tired after all that sweaty pig buttsecks. Here I made you some tasty Watermelon Koolaid! Drink up sexys."

I'm not revenge oriented. Really, just fuck him.

Wo wo, I thought it ended on good terms? How did we jump into this revenge conversation?