I was out drinking with a few friends (2 other guys and 3 girls) and well into the morning we went back to one of their houses and proceed to hit the pipe some. I had just started drinking again and I finally was able to handle myself well drunk but had never really mixed the two before and once the high kicked in I had to sit down. A girl came over and sat next to me on the couch blathering about some shit I was trying to pay attention to but had absolutly no chance at.
Then it just hit me, I felt myself get sick, think for a moment "I wouldn't even get close to the bathroom anyways" and just start puking in my lap. In my drunken haze I thought I could just politely put my hand up and cover my mouth as if burping.
HAHA. I love it when you try and pay attention but whatever she has to say goes right over your head. Its so much fun later when they come back and go "thank you for listening. You really helped."
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