Nah. I rarely have dreams involving sex. Very rarely.
Talking about playing MGS4, the dream, before it took that weird turn, did seem to involve me in some kind of peaceful warzone collecting boxes... I blame the cheese.
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Cucumbers?
And have you ever tried it, !K_A!? What if they're Cucumbers that have been left to dry out? Or have soaked up a good amount of petrol?
Anyway, who says dreams have to be realistic?

Take mine - a girl? In my bedroom? Hahahaha!