World Record Thread

I work on my feet, so sleep really isn't much of an option. Fuck retail.

Shit, sleeping while standing up is child's play. Sometimes I sleep while walking around at work.

I have to pay attention so people don't end up with the wrong meds. I have been known to lie down on the floor behind the counters during slower moments, however.

i bring my pillow and a towel to wrap my self, go to the back of the store and get some Z's if i get caught you can't really get me where i go XD.

I used to work at Marsh (a supermarket) and I'd have to open up at 7 am on weekends. I'd go in the back storage area and just sleep for about an hour before the store got really busy. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, corporate bastards!

Yeah! Stick it to the Man!

Haha, when I opened at baskin robbins I would sit in the back and eat ice cream until I unlocked the doors lol.

Everything you type lowers a person's IQ by 3 points.

Thats nasty i'd get sick of ice cream pretty quick like that.. .personally, I know I got sick when I was workin' at the movie theater, omg hate popcorn,....

No way, I LOVE ice cream . lol. My fav. was peppermint, but it only comes out around xmas.
I worked in a movie theather too, i used to eat the pop-corn with the frosting for the cinnamon rolls lol. I was CrAzZY, ew. lol.


Just finished a lolly-pop that was given to me from one of the guys . He alwayrs brings me different things to munch on. lol.

I'll let you munch on my lollypop any day.

Rofl, yeah you wonder why theyr'e givin you that shyt...

, I work with a bunch of old ladies its funny, i'm like the only guy in here, but they all treat my like their grandson, which is good in some ways I suppose.

I'm so fucking hungry right now I'd eat a Chinese baby whole.

Haha, yea its cool. There are 3 guys I directly work with that are with my company. One treats me like his wife, one like his daughter, and the other like an associate. Lol.

I got the lolly-pops from one of our sub-contractors foremen. .

Kaneda was like "wtf, why are people buying you bags of lolly-pops and starbucks every fing day?!?!". I just smiled and told him "babe, they just want to keep business with us, ya know...keep the relationship with THE COMPANY..."

Ahaha just rub it in, .. nice.

No way, I LOVE ice cream . lol. My fav. was peppermint, but it only comes out around xmas. I worked in a movie theather too, i used to eat the pop-corn with the frosting for the cinnamon rolls lol. I was CrAzZY, ew. lol. Just finished a lolly-pop that was given to me from one of the guys . He alwayrs brings me different things to munch on. lol.

Now, forewarning, I mean this is the nicest way possible.

I find it absolutely amazing you can be talking about food and still sound like a complete whore. You're fucking amazing.

Remember, nicest way possible!

I guess the best part is that I'm not a whore.

Now, forewarning, I mean this is the nicest way possible. I find it absolutely amazing you can be talking about food and still sound like a complete whore. You're fucking amazing. Remember, nicest way possible!

No flaming outside of the flame forum, douchebag.

I really really tried to not say that. lol.

Before you said douchbag you were supposed to say
"this is the nicest way possible to say this...."

edit: Nevermind just going to edit this and save myself a ban.

well we all live with corrupt law now a days and now in zelaron too.