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I would eat the puke. Hopefully there is some nutritional content in there, and since I'm up to my neck in shit, that would be my best bet to stay alive.

I don't know about you Titus, but if I was up to my neck in shit, the last thing on my mind would be how I need some nutrition, and that eating some barf that's flying at my face could give me that.

I think I'd be more like "WTF IS GOING ON HERE MATE." Picture time!

Had to add this, as well.

LOL
looks like somebody was bored at work :P!

I asked a girl i know this question, and she said duck.

I havent stopped laughing for seven minutes

I'm considering making that a new trademark of mine. Random "Picture time!" followed by a picture made by me. Oh yeah!

That would make you.. Randomly gay.

Surprisingly, I agree.

ROFLMAO

Well, if you decided to eat the puke it must've been on top of the shit? Can anyone say deadly disease?

No, direct consumption from mouth to mouth.

I think the answer here is to not duck, because most likely, when you come back up from ducking, you'd get the puke on you anyway. Turn head if possible, but if not, just take it in the face.

No. Eat it. Nutrients.