This really sucks

Oh man. Well, after I typed up this thread yesterday, I went into the bathroom and unloaded so.. I went home.

That's only the 2nd time in my life I've woken up drunk. It's a horrible feeling. Yeah, I know I shouldn't have drank the night before I had to get up and work.. and I really wasn't planning on it. I made one screwdriver and that's all she wrote. I don't remember a thing after that. Vodka gets me into bad situations.

I know Jager would have that same effect on me if I didn't have someone watching out for me at the time. Take a couple shots of that and you better watch out.

yeah keystone light is da best!!1

Tequilla is my worst enemy.

I will never drink tequila again. Gross.

Anyways I met some people who's 'line of the night' was "Yeah man, just party with a bottle of water." I got completely shitfaced last night (Sangria wine and Grain Belt beer), had two bottles of water before bed and woke up just a little tired. Oh and drinking a bunch of water is almost like an 'alarm clock', unless there are those of you who get too drunk and soil yourselves.

nah if you just whip your dick out and sleep on ur side you wont pee on yourself

Tequilla is my worst enemy.

Anything hard is my worst enemy. I'm so used to drinking beer, I always lose familiarity with my limits while drinking hard alcohol.

My nickname was the "Russian Prince" for a good amount of time due to that shitty, shitty vodka.

Alcohol gets you drunk.

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Anything hard is my worst enemy.

Maybe I'm the only one that thought that was funny?

Rofl... due to my lack of thread reading and blind posting I missed that gem.

Maybe I'm the only one that thought that was funny?

I didn't think it was funny until I realized why you thought it was funny. I had read it before, but not in that context.