Can you take this to AIM? Jesus shouldn't have this many problems with getting laid.
Ayy! Jesus gets laid when he wants! (That's when he gets to go to Houston anyway.)
And relax, I'm just harassing her because honestly how often is it that you have a hot chick at a gaming forum? If it was on aim it would kill the humor. And would be serious. Kind of. More serious than this anyway. I'm not actually delusional that I think she's going to come down here and give me some. Just having some fun.