Job Stories

It was my second day working on the floor at an Officemax in the weeks leading up to the busy back to school season. I was still being trained and I was still learning where everything was. Some cranky lady asked me where something was and I took her to where I thought it would be. Wasn't there. I was walking to the next area where what she wanted actually was when she pouted saying " I don't want a tour of the store, let me talk to your manager". I called my manger over the radio, explaining to her that I was new. She was just being a rude obnoxious bitch. The manager never showed up and she stormed out of the building as if I cared that she didnt' buy anything.

My very first day at the job I work at now (I work at a rather large law firm), the girl that was training me invited me to go to lunch with her and her friends. I didn't know anybody there so I took up the offer. Me, my trainer, and two of her hot friends are eatin at this Cafe when one of them asks me if I smoke. I thought they were talking about cigs so I said no. She said, "Well, too bad because we're about to go to my jeep and smoke it out." It clicked and I was like hell yeah I smoke!

So, on my very first day at my new job I smoked with 3 hot chicks on my 1 hour lunch break. I love this job.

Back when I was still being trained as a cashier I was rather nervous about carding people for alcohol. I'd card people I know looked old enought to purchase it, but I figured I'd flatter them, yanno? Yeah, I don't do that anymore. First complaint came from an older woman who complained to a manager about my carding her. Second complaint came from a man who went straight to the store director to complain. Not about the fact that he was old enough, but about the fact that he was an undercover cop and couldn't be carded. Thankfully, one of the Service Coordinators was walking by and took over for me, because he was incredibly irate, and told him I was only doing my job. Apparently he was good friends with the store director, who in the end just told him that I was doing my job too. He stormed off after paying, and the SC told me he was just BSing and that everyone you ask for an ID for has to show you it, regardless of their occupation.

Back when I was still being trained as a cashier I was rather nervous about carding people for alcohol. I'd card people I know looked old enought to purchase it, but I figured I'd flatter them, yanno? Yeah, I don't do that anymore. First complaint came from an older woman who complained to a manager about my carding her. Second complaint came from a man who went straight to the store director to complain. Not about the fact that he was old enough, but about the fact that he was an undercover cop and couldn't be carded. Thankfully, one of the Service Coordinators was walking by and took over for me, because he was incredibly irate, and told him I was only doing my job. Apparently he was good friends with the store director, who in the end just told him that I was doing my job too. He stormed off after paying, and the SC told me he was just BSing and that everyone you ask for an ID for has to show you it, regardless of their occupation.

Well I can kinda see why an undercover cop could get by with not showing you their ID, or wouldn't be allowed to show you anyway. Since they are undercover and all.

Surely their normal ID card or whatever it is, would not give away the fact that they were an undercover cop, though?

Wait, why's it matter that he's undercover. Wouldn't he be undercover to make sure that they WERE carding? hmm

Wow! klo got 50% activity.

WW, what would your job stories entail? You were running microsoft excel when all of a sudden you got a blue screen of death ...and 3 hours worth of office work disappear?

Well I can kinda see why an undercover cop could get by with not showing you their ID, or wouldn't be allowed to show you anyway. Since they are undercover and all.

Yes, but why go through the hassle of telling me he's undercover, and then make a huge scene about it? If he'd just took a moment to show me his liscense I wouldn't have known he was undercover anyway, nor would have everyone within a ten foot radius known.

He's obviously not part of intelligence.

My very first day at the job I work at now (I work at a rather large law firm), the girl that was training me invited me to go to lunch with her and her friends. I didn't know anybody there so I took up the offer. Me, my trainer, and two of her hot friends are eatin at this Cafe when one of them asks me if I smoke. I thought they were talking about cigs so I said no. She said, "Well, too bad because we're about to go to my jeep and smoke it out." It clicked and I was like hell yeah I smoke! So, on my very first day at my new job I smoked with 3 hot chicks on my 1 hour lunch break. I love this job.

That's quite a story, mate.