World Record Thread

No. I'm talking about something else...still.

Exploring the chocolate caves down south?

Or a bit of Frenching?

I've never heard rimming put that way before. But the former. I don't get to do the latter ;-;

I thought it was quite a nice way of putting it.

Why no frenching, out of interest?

WHAT THE FUCK I'M NEVER VISITING THIS THREAD AGAIN.

Jesus CHRIST!

*faints*

Hmmm... I think we've spooked Thanatos.

He doesn't like it. But he loves the other one. He's still a subby boy at heart.

Thanatos, I love you in a strictly platonic way <3

Fair enough.

I hear it feels really good, but I wouldn't know. I have yet to get a blowjob too.

well that was easy XD talking about sex in double terms can spook anyone if it continues in an amazingly posting speed

Would you like a rimjob?

The rim of the bell-end of my Trumpet is extremely dirty. As are the slides. And when I blow down it it gurgles... but's the probably just a build up of liquid that I need to release with the spit-valve. I don't know why but it's always a milky colour... maybe I need to shove something inside it and clean it out, or just bloe and blow and blow really hard until it comes out itself.

That's why people clean that area.

I need to, definitely.

We've got a concert coming up and I don't want the audience to see a shining Trumpet with a dirty bell end staring at them.

I thought you meant your ass.

see? thats what happens when u talk in double terms

And crucifixion is what happens when angry Jews hate you because you think you're the messiah.

Moi? Talk in double terms (which, surprisingly, are known to everyone else as "innuendos"). Nevah!

You foreign people just have really dirty minds.

and how long did it take you to notice that?