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Well, I have more of a problem with the hair on the sides of my head. My regular hair is wavy, but the hair on the sides curl on the ends and push out.

Then again, I have a smallish head.

You ain't seen nothing till you've seen my hair on a bad day.

It really is just one big, curly fro. On most days it's wider than my shoulders. And it gets flat on top... so I look like Wolverine.

Haha, that's awesome. One of my best friends has a white-man fro, and he is subject to bouts of stroking.

I'm afraid I'll get a teensy fro if I get short hair, anyway.

I haven't a clue what a "white-man fro" looks like... but I've probably got that.

And, yes, I get bouts of stroking. And groping. And fluffing. And getting fingers stuck.

We got 21 normal, coloured pencils in the back of it in Chemistry last week.

Yup, sounds exactly like what my friend goes through.

He was into it at first, what with pounding his foot on the ground like Thumper from Bambi and having an orgasmic look on his face, but now he kinda just ignores it. Got old.

And sometimes, for no reason, I feel stroking, and turn around to see a retreating hand. Jesus, is there a cult?

Oh indeed.

Anyone with hair different from the norm gets it stroked.

And if there's a band with a singer with the same hair, it'll be shouted at.

For example, I get people shouting "'Ere! It's that guy from the Kooks!" I even got it in the middle of Manchester. Amusing.