Spray-on condoms

I've just had another weird thought.

As well as spraying it over your face and trying to shave with it (like deodorants and setting fire to them to burn off your hair), what if some fool tries solvent abuse with it?

Spraying aerosols into your throat is one thing, and condoms is another. Ouch.

It can't be true, and if it is theres like, servere side effects like, pregnancy and VD. So why bother?

Well the Chinese have had similar on the market for over a year... and look where they are.

You're right, it probably doesn't work.

Do bears wear condoms?

Chinese have small penises though...

Ouch. Where does your load go?

Well it obviously just blows the head off the condom.

I don't see what's wrong with a big, plastic thing you slip on and can wash and re-use.

Wash and re-use condoms? What the fuck?

It can't be true, and if it is theres like, servere side effects like, pregnancy and VD. So why bother?

Did you just fucking cite pregnancy as a side effect?

And why not? The condom could have a hole in it.