So zelaron is still around

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries!"?

Actually, do you have Elderberry trees in America/Puerto Rico? I know we've got a few down at the stables that the goats like to nibble on... and they smell quite nice in the Summer. Big white berries.

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Blimey... I thought you were older than 13, Atnas.

I'll be 14 in a month. I'm just... mature?

Possibly.

Take mj. He's 14, yet it reads as if he's a 20 y/o professor from Harvard.

I'll have to refine my speech more, then all my peers will think I'm a 50 year old pedophile smooth talking them.

[RACIST]As for MJ, he's black. They're either good at sports, killing, stealing, or talking.[/RACIST]

[RACIST]As for MJ, he's black. They're either good at sports, killing, stealing, or talking.[/RACIST]

I'm killin' 'em niggas fo' sho'!

Possibly. Take mj. He's 14, yet it reads as if he's a 20 y/o professor from Harvard.

Not exactly...

Possibly. Take mj. He's 14, yet it reads as if he's a 20 y/o professor from Harvard.

You... do realize that Harvard doesn't employ 20 year-olds to teach, right?

in japan they do, so they can seduce and rape their students

That much goes without saying. But you could take it that I was implying that mj is so ahead of his years that he broke records and became Harvards youngest professor at the age of 20.

Or that he sounded like the 20 year-old Harvard professor that doesn't exist... you know, sort of an... insult?

Oh nonono. Why insult mj? He'd crush me with writing.

Don't forget, if the pen is mightier than the sword, how powerful must a keyboard be?