Lenny, I got a question

"She turned me into a newt!"
"A newt?"
"I've got better...."

Lenny, can I get you to come over here so were I can amazingly torture you? I'd like to start slow... cutting you first. Then slicing your throat. Then I'd chop your body up in little peices and destibute your bodyparts across the town. I'd enjoy it. Oh, before I kill you.... I'd let you get laid by a few cheerleaders here. Would you like the guys or girls?

wow, you should go and talk to an professional, really. cause that is not normal at all!!!

yeah, that´s really sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's soem shitty half assed torture. After some 'cutting' youd slice his throat, pretty much killing him.

You can do better.

Not really. If you slice the jugular, but not the trachea, then the victim will slowly bleed to death, writhing in pain - they can still breath.

I think that's what they do with pigs, or at least used to.

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And I'd prefer the girls, please.