Fuck you all

You know, that's why I don't work during the week. More time to masturbate and eat food.

Dude, just get a girl to do it for you.


























































I mean to feed you while you masturbate, so you don't have to reach for the food.

Oh that's already taken care of. Sometimes she feeds and helps me at the same time. Then I just watch TV.

You know, that's why I don't work during the week. More time to masturbate and eat food.

God i hope you wash your hands before and after. Unless you like the saltyness of the food haha

Oh don't worry, I installed a sink in my room just for that cleanliness and for no mess.


Today I actually put carpet in my room, got a fridge, put together another stand for games, and now I'm just relaxing.

Nice work, carpeting is good for the room.

I don't exactly enjoy waking up and putting my feet onto an ice skating rink in winter, so I figure this will help a bit. Got the carpet from an auction for $2.

Is it gold plated carpet?

No, it is shitty liught bluew carpet but I like it. I need to shampoo it so it is super clean but it works and keeps the floor from freezing.