Lenny, I got a question

Bad history can usually make interesting reading.

And yes, every land has bad history.

The Germans have the world wars, of course. We have things like The Empire and taking control of various countries, and all the witch burning (that was quite popular in those days). The French have the French bit. Russians have Communism.

History would be boring if there weren't interesting things to learn about.

Oh my god, you´d burned the witches????????????

I love witches!!!

of course the bad history is the interesting one for the whole future!!

Yes, we burnt the witches.

Just don't tell Natastatatatata, she'll try and "secrafice" me again.

I will not tell hear!!! Hihihihi!!!

Yeah, that was funny!!!

Lenny, your crazy. Right now I'm working on ritual that I can call up a few other withes and sercrafice my 24 year old brother. It'll work.

Lame.

You're

A ritual

So that

Witches

Sacrifice

"She turned me into a newt!"
"A newt?"
"I've got better...."