Yesterday during work I was told that I could take my lunch as soon as I cleaned the girls bathrooms, seeing as there were no female service wenches scheduled. So I go into the bathroom at the front of the store with my broom, dustpan, glasscleaner and paper towel, open the first stall...and my reaction?
"Holy...fucking...shit..."
Literally. Everywhere...smeared on the seat...on the floor...everywhere...on the outside of the bowl...under the seat...EVERYWHERE.
HOW THE FUCK DOES A FEMALE MISS SUCH A TARGET WHEN ALL WE HAVE TO FUCKING DO IS SQUAT AND RELEASE!?