Dumb work stories

Good thing I didn't tell you we were all pole-dancing the other day.

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too young, by like a year. but when i turn 16 my parents wont let me get a job because theyre gonna be like ENJOY YOUR CHILDHOOD </asian>

15 isn't too young to get a job. There's always the paper-round or something. No?

There is always McDonald's. At least it's a start.

i used to work as a hairdresser, and we always gave a head massage to guys after washing their hair, well there were like 2 or 3, they always rested their head on my boobs, i hated that so much, so i tryed to push their head back, but mostly that didnt work. so i told my boss about it and that it was bothering me, he just said to get over it and to be nice to the costumers, well i thought that was pretty fucked up!!

You ought to have just stepped back and watched with glee as their heads fell sharply backwards.

well i was young and affraid to lose my job if i would do something like that.
but i should have done that

To be perfectly honest, it would've been their own fault. Just say you thought you saw a spider and are frightened by spiders very easily.

now you saying that oh well maybe if i work as a hairdresser again, i will try that. if it doesnt work out i will blame you. jk