The Internet

One word. World Wide Web. End of discussion.

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The internet is fun when you're as drunk as me right now.

How drunk are you

Umm....The internet it for porn? XD

That's the spirit!!

The internet is very very great.
I've got a fast connection so I won't have to wait.

And so on and so forth, and all that jazz.

Well, I had 1/3 of a liter of tequila, and a couple drinks with gin. I went to sleep (passed out) at a quarter past drunk. Only bad thing is that I have to work at 11, and I'm still disoriented. Plus they are teaching me register today.

Heh heh. You'll have to get used to it.

I was one of the the few people at work today who wasn't completely smashed.

Most people go out on the Thursday because it's the student night, and they're all perverts. But they don't half get drunk. You get in in the morning and see a group of people shuffle in with coats over their heads and big bottles of water under their arms.

Please.