World Record Thread

What if there was a non-stop 24 hour commercial free airing of family guy?

Turkey fucker

What the fuck, culture?

my life sucks wooooooooooooo!

It can't be that bad.

Just remember, there will ALWAYS be someone worse off than you in some way or other. Where your life might be good, their's will be absolutely awful.

What if you are the guy worse off than anyone else?

Then, by all accounts, you're well and truly fucked.

He might as well kill himself.

Indeed.

But then someone else will be worse off.

what if public enemy #1 in the whole world (by those weird to figure moments)

I doubt you could have one person who is public enemy #1 in the whole world as each different country has different reasons for making someone public... oh screw it. I can't remember what I was going to say.

That's what meth does to ya.....

What if you were on the run, and there was a $1,000,000 reward for you, dead or alive.

You could get rich by turning yourself in.

But that's not the world's public enemy number one.

I suppose you'd be able to pay your own bail, have a bit of money left over, and do a runner again.

SPAMasdf

I'll be back at 100% asap, capytain.

I'll be back at 100% asap, capytain.

Not if I have anything to say about it!

Not if I have anything to say about it!

I think we have a mutany on our hands.

Hmmm...

Mutiny always reminds me of Bounty chocolate bars.

Ever had a Violet Crumble?