Applebees tonight

I've tried golfing, with one of those little netty things you put up in front of you and hit balls at.

I was quite proud when I hit the ball bang on... then the bastard hit the net and bounced straight back at me. Missed me by an inch and then nearly decapitated one of the cats.

I was quite proud when I hit the ball bang on... then the bastard hit the net and bounced straight back at me. Missed me by an inch and then nearly decapitated one of the cats.

For a second there I had no idea what the fuck you were talking about.

i think youre old enough to sign up for my rape club

Bad Mantra, no cock.