Back from Vegas

Nice! When I was out there I checked out the Amazing Jonathan too. I was one of the people in the beginning that made it on the big screen and got made fun of! He was pretty damn entertaining.

Yeah, they zoomed in on me too! It said "Drinks Bong-Water".

Lap dances aren't a no-no? I think my girl wouldn't allow that, lol. Not that'd I'd really want to have the same area that's rubbed 20 guys prior to me that night on my crotch.

No, she isn't entirely comfortable with it, but I specifically went with the minimal contact dance for that reason. If I'd wanted to spend 50 bucks, I could have gotten the whole shebang, but I wouldn't have felt right about that. It's all harmless fun. If she'd asked me not to, I wouldn't have done it.

Hahaha! I was sitting next to my roommate from college, and it said, "Look at these homos"

That bastard!

Is he the guy typing up all the insults, you think?

He has to be. I just assumed it before, but who knows?

Yeah, he's a pretty mean guy, if that's the case. He kept mocking the shit out of all the old people in the audience. One of the old guys actually looked pretty pissed off when the camera zoomed in on him.

I wouldn't take anything he does too seriously. It's just for the laughs.