How would you kill a spider?

Welll......... my friend saw a spider on his wall earlier this evening. He panicked and ended up spraying his WHOLE room + some of his second floor with WD40.

rofl.

Well, that's one way to accomplish the task...and he can rest assured that there'll be nothing living up there for the next month. So no more spiders for him.

Whatever happened to the good old rolled-up newspaper? Or the Milwall brick? You can never go wrong with lobbing a Millwall brick at spiders...apart from the bloody smear left on the wall.

I would use my Black Holy Smite on it.

Haha. I had a cockroach run from me into a small hole underneath my vanity so I put some silicone caulking in there to hopefully block off that access point -- But it took a lot of guts to do that since I am terrified by bugs.

LOL, I either step on them, or crush them with my hands.

How big was the spider?

It was one of those small black ones. Not big at all. He's just extremely scared of spiders. Now his whole upper floor smells like oil and his family is fucking pissed.

I'd release a mutant camel spider with lazer vision to destroy them, then hire a supersoldier(such as myself) to eradicate the mutant camel spider.

Ever had one of those crawl up on you while you were asleep?

Camel spider? As a matter of fact yes, nearly 2 weeks ago to be precise.

WD40.

He's going to lubricate the spider?

If I don't just pick them up with some tp and drop them in the toilet, I'll spray them with bug killer and just sit there and watch them die...and THEN toss them in the toilet.

Except for Daddy Long Legs. I'll actually play with those (Id est, freak my sister out) and then release them outside.

Did you know Long Legs are actually very poisonous, they just don't have the ability to bite us.

Yeah, apparently if they even have anything to bite with, it is too small to pierce our skin.

Not as deadly as black widows though (i saw a show where it was rumored that they were MORE deadly. They injected black widow venom and daddy long legs venom into rats, and the black widow won)

So don't eat them?

Old wives' tale. Daddy Long Legs are probably not venomous at all and if they are, the venom is so weak it can't hurt humans.

http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/longlegs.htm

So are we supposed to bake a cake for you or what...?

Yes. Get your ass in the kitchen and bake me a cake since you are my bitch and I own you.

Yes, yes I did.