What the heck?

I doubt I'll make it to 50

Most people in the US dont make it to 100 because they are too fucking fat. Fat asses...

If you're really fat, then at least you don't over-exert yourself doing mindless excercise and risk having a heart attack because you jogged too much.

Thats why I try to stay fit.
Daily exersize= running to fridge, ho-ho lifts, and push-ups.

I saw a that looked like the left one today at the grocery store. Well, from behind.

Another point for Europe.

Life expectancy of countries in descending order:

* Australia: . . 80 years in 2002, 80.39 years in 2005
* Italy:. . . . . . 79.25 years in 2002, 79.68 years in 2005
* France: . . . .79.05 years in 2002, 79.60 years in 2005
* Germany: . . 77.78 years in 2002, 78.65 years in 2005
* UK: . . . . . . 77.99 years in 2002, 78.4 years in 2005
* USA: . . . . . 77.4 years in 2002, 77.7 years in 2005


That's really not a huge difference between the USA and Australia, a whole 2.69 years.

You know, I always thought that we had a life expectancy of about 87.

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Knock me down with a feather... 78.27 years.

Oh god MY EYES!!

Oh god MY EYES!!

I thought you liked the black thong your gf wore?