I'm afraid there's no reason for me to turn British, even if he did bite me. I'm part Irish, Swedish, French, German, English, and Cherokee. I doubt I could turn into anything more.
Welcome to the forum Pan. It's nice to have another fellow female in the mix who understands the concept of grammar. Also, don't mind the boys. They tend to be easily excitable by fresh meat...especially when said meat could possibly come with free milk as well.
Of course, that could be interpreted in many different ways...so I'll just leave it open.