Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pyjamas.
Jesus's Birthday isn't December 25 but Chuck Norris once sent him a birthday card for that day, Jesus was too scared to tell Chuck the truth. Thats why we celebrate Christmas.
When the Incredible Hulk gets angry he transforms into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Mortal Kombat originally featured 'Chuckality' where Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick the loser. That was removed because Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick the beta testers from within the game.