Shaken, not stirred.

The store was trying to make things more "efficient". Id est, harder for the cashiers and customers.

More efficient?! What's more efficient than a big open space? Oh! I know! A giant circle that spins and needs King Arthurs Round Table to hold it.

Stupid Shop owners. Bring back the Corner Shop I tells ya!

I blame Walmart.

HA!

Asda is owned by Walmart, and it's my favourite Supermarket. Yet they haven't risen to the "Efficiency" bait.

Phff. Wal-mart. You steal stuff from them right? Cause thats like an un-said benifit from working there. I kinda liked working there actually, because me working 50% compacity makes me better than every other employee there. Ha. So I could get away with so much shit. Like kicking boxes of tissues half way across the store and taking long ass breaks cause all my work was done. Oh and all the free things I needed.

Shiiit...I gotta give 111% working at Meijer. If you mess up on something small they're on your ass in a flash. We're timed on EVERYTHING we do. How fast we're scanning items, how fast we're bagging items, how fast we're tendering the orders, how long it takes to go to and come from breaks, how long we're actually ON breaks...

Of course, that's what Meijer is all about really. Like the motto goes: Higher Standards, Lower Prices.

Fuck that.

What type of shop do you work for?!

Give it a month or two and they'll be dragging out the chains and the Big Drum.

*BANG*Scan*BANG*Bag*BANG*Scan*BANG*Bag*BANG*Scan*BANG*Bag

Pick up the pace people! I only see 110%! NO-ONE LEAVES UNTIL WE GET 111%! MARK MY WORDS YA SCURVY DAWGS!

Meijer is like a smaller, lesser known version of Walmart. It's expanding though.

And you get excited way too easily.