Someone stole my legs

It'd be better if someone stole them and then beat her to death with them later while she lay in bed helpless.

And then the killer brags about it on a forum, and a fat 13 year old links her parents to the thread.

Fo sho!

Sports leg?

I thought if you lost your legs, your sports playing days were over?

Special Olympics?

Don't you ever hear about those "amazing" people that overlook their handicaps and succeed with the will and determination of those amazing kinds of people?

Special Olympics? Don't you ever hear about those "amazing" people that overlook their handicaps and succeed with the will and determination of those amazing kinds of people?

*Paralympics

Special olympics are for retards...

Meh, they're all special to me.