World Record Thread

Bah. Nevermind.

Oooh! Oooh! Oooh!

Do I get a cookie?

Sure, but those chips aren't chocolate. Warning you now.

Birth control pills?

Totally went over your head, man.

Rat droppings.

Ding ding ding! Would you like the cookie now, or shoved down your throat whilst you sleep?

While the Lenny of Britain stays idle at 96%, the Dar_Win of Maryland, USA is pelting towards 100%.

Experts expect it to be a close finish, but expect Dar_Win to win.

Unbeknownst to both, the finish line actually ends at the edge of a cliff that overlooks the pits of Hell...complete with sharpened stalagmites.

Loverly view, really it is.

no way.@#($!%&@#$)%#$&^

Dude waaaay. *insert random symbols here*

Dude waaaay. *insert random symbols here*

*insert picture of mantis*
Its a BIIIIG SHIT !!!!

I've got four posts every day since the crash, I'll get there before you...but because you are a memeber of 2 years more than me you'll eventually get the top spot. But I doubt you'll hold it for long. You'll miss a day.And whn you do, I'll be waiting.

That's sad.

sAAd.

Sex is better than a banana split sundae!

!eadnus tilps ananab a naht retteb si xeS

I like being stupid

Sex is better than a banana split sundae!

Sex is better than a banana split sundae!

Yeah...sad...

I have to agree with you, Lenny.

oo em eff gee

el oo el

lawl!