I'm starting to wonder about a few friends at the moment.
Went to a party last night, a friends 16th, open bar, Chav music, the works. By 10 O'Clock half the people there were completely out of it. The party finished at 12. ONe guy, he's in my form, made himself drink 8 pints of beer. At 10 he was drunk, and we started asking him questions:
James, how many pints have you had?
Erm, 9, no...7...maybe 8...or...yeah!
James, what time is it?
OOOh! I'll check! *pulls out his phone* Yeash!
In the space of 10 minutes we'd done this about 20 times. Same results each time.
We managed to persuade another guy to sit down for 30 minutes staring at the Christams Tree in a corner. "Eddie, if you sit there for 30 minutes then a pixie will pop out of the tree with a bucket of chocolate drops for you."
And we made a third guy think that my sister was actually someone else sister. He spent the rest of the night pursuing this guy telling him he had a hot sister

. The really funny thing is that the durnk doesn't know my sister, nor the guy.
And some other guys got involved in one hell of a fight.
Oh, and things happened that make me really happy.
It's also sickening how many people were smoking. I really felt like taking their fags and stubbing them out...but if I did the drunks would have rebelled!
Every single drunk will wake up this morning thinking 'what in fuck's name happened last night?'.