World Record Thread

I wonder if this thread will ever explode.

I wonder if I will ever get the feeling back in my face?



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Ode to a Blank Page.

You are so blank and wonderful
It makes my top lip tremble,
But when covered in ink, you shall
A piece of text resemble.



Scrawled on the back of my RS exam, on a pge that said: "This page is a blank page."

Well duh!

WARNING! WARNING!

THE BRIT'S FRIEND IS COMING!

WARNING! WARNING!


Hi Tom!

You're all a bunch of video game gay boys. Get a life before it's too late. One day you'll wake up in your parents house and find you're 34 years old and have pissed away your lives playing fucking kids games. ((and only your palms will pleasure you) EVER)

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! losers!

Land Of Hope And Glory, Mother Of The Free, How Shall We Extol Thee, Who Are Born Of Thee? England!!!!

America Sucks. George Bush Sucks. Washington
Is A Piece Of Shit. How U Like Them Apples?

And Another Thing. You Didnt Save Our 'ass' In World War Two; You Were Too Fucking Lazy To Do Any Real Fighting And Joined In When The Germans Tried To Side With Mexico. Only Fucking Helped When U Were In Trouble. Its A Pity There Aint A Lot Of Oil In Germany Or Youd Have Been There Like A Shot. Wankers!

What's up with capitalizing every single word? Well...save for "ass".

He probably typed the whole thing in all CAPS and something just happened.

He's a nice guy really.

fuck of jessifer. i'd give you a right good kicking if i could get to you. ENGLAND!!!! ENGLAND!!!!!! (god save the Queen). stop talking shit lenny.

Very nice indeed, I see. Sporting that European charm very well, you are.

He's a gem...

Very nice indeed, I see. Sporting that European charm very well, you are.

fuck off you ponce. u think your so fucking smart but all you can come up with is sarcasm? fucking put some effort in if you wanna feel better than me you arragont twat. oh yeah (and fuck it up your arse u wanker.)

fuck off you ponce. u think your so fucking smart but all you can come up with is sarcasm? fucking put some effort in if you wanna feel better than me you arragont twat. oh yeah (and fuck it up your arse u wanker.)

You do know your only bringing youself to a lower level. You see, no matter how low America gets it will never get quite as weak as England. Therefore, if Im a ass gobbleing cock muncher. Then that would make you by default a toad dicked felching cock muncher. Understand?

Yeah. I'm a sarcastic person.

So I says to Maybel I says...

excuse me? when the fuck did i say america wasnt powerful? it is powerful. it is also a shit hole. maybe it was my punctuation which u cant understand. u managed to fuck up the english language good and proper u wankers. You're one of those fucking idiots who thinks USA is great. your the must hated fucking country in the world you cunt. YOUR FUCKING BULLIES! (and you had the shit kicked out of you in Vietnam.)

And that you tossers, Is all you'll haer from me. U see i dont live in a fucking computer. I suggest you all get a life for yourselves. FUCK OFF.