If zelaron was a place, what would it look like?

Either a frozen wasteland with a bunch of buck-toothed nerds with freckles, major acne, and ugly-ass glasses in habiting it

or

A regal palace with a shitload of awesome stuff always going on with Chrusher and WetWired getting it on in the royal chamber as they both present themselves as King and Cyborg.

The latter is my true vision