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Posted 2005-11-09, 08:49 AM in reply to Penny_Bags's post starting "Something that follows me around and..."
Penny_Bags said:
Something that follows me around and sucks my dick at all times. It would have to be small enough to fit in my pants so I could do it anywhere.
But I already invented your little sister.

buhahaha

Anyhow,

A motivation sensing device. It works similarly to a lie detector except for a few changes. First, you don't have to hook it up to someone. It could be a little hand-held scanner, in a pair of glasses, etc. Secondly, it doesn't sense whether they're lying or not. It senses if they have malicious intentions in whatever they're doing or saying at any given time.

or

A baseball bat with built in gay-dar.

or

A food tree that grows food whenever you plant it, so nobody would ever have to go hungry again.
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