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Posted 2005-10-23, 08:23 PM in reply to ask_rabber's post "Your favorite joke?"
Why don't women need driver licenses?

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Because there's no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.
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Posted 2005-10-24, 02:42 PM in reply to Randuin's post starting "Why don't women need driver licenses? ..."
What did the pig say in the desert?


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Posted 2005-10-27, 09:58 AM in reply to Xenn's post starting "What did the pig say in the desert? ..."
I see what you did thurr
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Posted 2005-10-27, 08:25 PM in reply to Xenn's post starting "What did the pig say in the desert? ..."
How do you blind fold an asian person?


Put dental floss over their eyes




....only one i could think of.
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Dar_Win enjoys the static noises of ten television sets simultaneously tuned to 412.84 MHzDar_Win enjoys the static noises of ten television sets simultaneously tuned to 412.84 MHz
 
 
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Posted 2005-10-27, 11:13 PM in reply to Dar_Win's post starting "How do you blind fold an asian person?..."
wow thats terrible

Ok heres one

Did u hear about the guy that got a penis transplant?



His hand rejected it
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Posted 2005-10-28, 08:23 PM in reply to gruesomeBODY's post starting "wow thats terrible Ok heres one ..."
A guy comes home from work early to find his wife in bed with another man. Enraged, the husband grabs the other man and drags him from the bedroom into his garage. Once he gets the guy into the garage, he clamps the guy's penis in a vice and locks it. The husband then goes digging around in the back of the garage and comes back with a saw. Terrified, the man asks "Are you going to saw off my dick!?" "No" the husband replies. "You are. I'm going to burn down the garage."


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My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2005-10-28, 09:30 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "A guy comes home from work early to..."
Ooooold
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Posted 2005-10-28, 09:36 PM in reply to Jessifer's post starting "Ooooold"
Jessifer said:
Ooooold
Seconded.
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