Halloween.

Since I don't have the time/extra cash for a high quality Master Chief outfit, I'm thinking Optimus Prime. A drunk Optimus Prime.

A drunk Optimus Prime in a Master Chef outfit.

I see a plan forming...

Dress up as Optimus Prime, get drunk, and play halo, perhaps?

Dress up as Optimus Prime dressing up as Master Chef, get drunk, get even more drunk, play Halo 1, then Halo 2, then get drunk some more and pass out on the floor?

You forgot "get laid". That has to be in there somewhere. Possibly twice.

Oh...erm...

Dress up as Optimus Prime dressing up as Master Chef, get drunk, GET LAID,get even more drunk, play Halo 1, GET LAID TWICE, play Halo 2, then get drunk some more and pass out on the floor?

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How old are all the kiddies at the Halloween party Jess?

Oh...erm... Dress up as Optimus Prime dressing up as Master Chef, get drunk, GET LAID,get even more drunk, play Halo 1, GET LAID TWICE, play Halo 2, then get drunk some more and pass out on the floor? ---------- How old are all the kiddies at the Halloween party Jess?

^ that idea sounds great....cept after getting naked and between playing halo 1 and 2 there should be short period of mediation consisting of running around tables full of empty beer bottles naked....also known as streaking....hehe....that would be a scary costume....u streaking...haha...ive got the shakes now....u and me baby aint nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel

They range anywhere from under a year old up to around 18. They're mainly in the range of 3-10, though. Yeah, I love volunteering with kids.

And I saw this pretty awesome pirate outfit in my size at work today. Change of costume! I just need to get a black bra and a sword and I'll be set.


Whatever I end up being, I'll be sure to take a picture and post it for ya'll.