Believe

Hey, hey, hey. Don't get me wrong. It's not that bad, but I still prefer my good ol' American sexual traditions. I don't know what they are, but I plan to Google it and find out.

God has shown me the light.

If you want sex ed that badly, I'm sure your priest would be more than happy to give you some hands-on instruction.

Are you implying my priest would want to stick something up my butt?

If these priests do this, what do all those priestesses do in those Anime?

We no longer need to believe

Sex Ed, eh?

I seriously think that my school is thinking of getting rid of it...I couldn't care less frankly, we've done it all, no more for us to learn.

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And it's gotta be Brunettes. Brunettes all the way and back. Though redheads don't look at all bad...can't beat Brunettes for looks though.

Then again, WWFSMD?

I've dated all 3: blondes, brunettes, and redheads. I'm not sure I have a real preference, it all depends on the girl. Some girls look fuck-tastic blonde, yet others I coulnd't even visualize as anything but a brunette.

I believe you can STFU!

I believe after what's been going on in my life, I'll pursue a life of Asceticism.

you expect us to know what that word means?

1 : practicing strict self-denial as a measure of personal and especially spiritual discipline
2 : austere in appearance, manner, or attitude

It's aim is the attainment of Christian perfection apparently.

Ascetical Theology That branch of theology which comprises the rules of Christian perfection, formulated by the monastic leaders beginning with the Fathers of the Desert, gathered together and systematized. Ascetics is the outcome of supernatural charity urging to a most perfect following of Christ and calls very particularly for a direction in every respect an art. Ascetical theology examines and defines Christian perfection; explains the call, the obligations thereby induced, and the renunciation of worldly goods otherwise lawful included in the call. It expounds, in the degree proper to this mode of life, the Christian virtues of poverty, chastity, obedience, humility, mortification, charity, etc.; the external custody of the senses; the interior discipline of the soul by recollection, the presence of God, and conformity to His will; the vows giving permanence to this life; the various modes of ordinary prayer corresponding to progress made; how to discover and frustrate the devil's snares, to recognize God operating in the soul, and to free oneself from false notions and scruples that hinder progress. Among theologians Father Alvarez de Paz holds an honorable place; the practical treatise of Father Alphonsus Rodriguez is known everywhere. Mystical theology is classed with ascetical rather for convenience than for any intrinsic relation. The ascetic way is complete in itself. By it the highest perfection is reached. One might almost at any stage begin the mystic, should God permit. New Catholic Dictionary

Redheads have been proven to be less sensitive to pain...

i like to eat speggetti.....hehe i dont think i spelled that right

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Really?

I wonder why that is.

So, Blondes are fertile, Redheads are less sensitive to pain...what about Brunettes and Blackheads (or whatever you call black haired girls)?

Brunettes are stealth whores. No one suspects them.

Brunettes are stealth whores. No one suspects them.

LOL

Heh!

Where I come from, girls with black hair tend to have an ego problem. They're prudes.

Blackheads... rofl.....

I totally missed that. Blackheads. Hahahaha!

You guys are slooow.