Hair Gel

I don't think I've ever used hair gel in my life. People think I do though, because my hair makes weird shapes and patterns. Like anime hair. Bleh.

Bed hair...the story of my life.

I'm not even talking about "bed hair." For me, bed hair is a white afro.

I was recently referred to as "90's action hero haircut."

Anime hair looks like bed hair...if viewed from a certain angle.

The problem with bed hair, is, no mnatter how short your hair is, yo still get it. I know guys with comb overs with terrible bed hair.

Not true. I don't get bed hair because my hair is barely there.

Then you're one of the few people with a natural immunity to bed hair.