My Turban Is Dirty?

I don't get you ppl, it's hilarious, one time I called Dominos pizza for a medium pie and then I wait for an hour and when I call Dominos pizza they tell me they did'nt get my order so I was so pissed that I started prank calling those stupid hindus with my friend, first my friend called and when somebody picked up they said "Welcome to Dominos pizza may I have your phone number please?" then my friend said "1800-Go-fuck-yourself" and we were cracking the fuck up then I called and they asked for my phone number I said "1800-Go back to your country you stupid Afghanis and the stupid ass hindu got so mad he was like "Fuck you you piece of shit" then I said "You want me to cut your head off?" That was like the funniest day of my life

You're serious, aren't you?

well the first time was kinda funny but got old after that- and are u serious. If thats the best day of your life then u have a serious problem

That's just wrong...you're just wrong.

If you're truly serious then please, go kill yourself.

And he went through all the bullshit to register, just to tell us that stupid shit...