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Posted 2005-08-19, 10:05 AM
Shower, afk.
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Posted 2005-08-19, 11:07 PM in reply to pr0xy's post "Attention Zelaron!"
who will be joining you in this attempt to bathe yourself?
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Posted 2005-08-20, 12:59 AM in reply to pr0xy's post "Attention Zelaron!"
Be sure to wash behind your ears.
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Posted 2005-08-20, 01:24 AM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "Be sure to wash behind your ears."
Mantra has just been alerted and is on his way to your house for some fun in the tub. dont forget to use a condom.
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Posted 2005-08-20, 12:45 PM in reply to PureRebel's post starting "Mantra has just been alerted and is on..."
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Mantra has just been alerted and is on his way to your house for some fun in the tub. dont forget to use a condom.
Why? Less sensation
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Posted 2005-08-20, 01:32 PM in reply to pr0xy's post starting "Why? Less sensation :("
"Don't forget to bring a Towel"
-Towely
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Posted 2005-08-21, 01:31 AM in reply to pr0xy's post starting "Why? Less sensation :("
More protection ~_~
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Posted 2005-08-21, 08:30 AM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "More protection ~_~"
But doesn't it say on the packs "Not Suitable for Anal Sex"? At least I think it does...

That was our Sex Ed...handing round a couple of boxes of condoms and reading the instructions...oh joy.
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Posted 2005-08-21, 01:24 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "But doesn't it say on the packs "Not..."
No, I supose that's only condom specific.

"When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic."- Benjamin Franklin
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Posted 2005-08-21, 01:48 PM in reply to Adrenachrome's post starting "No, I supose that's only condom..."
Most probably...

Betcha the ones they handed out were the cheapo variety.
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Posted 2005-08-21, 07:00 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "But doesn't it say on the packs "Not..."
How many of them 'disappeared'
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Posted 2005-08-22, 04:25 AM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "How many of them 'disappeared'"
The majority of them.

All the girls started playing with them and the ones they didn't blow up and pop they took home. They're all whores, the lot of them. Dirty, dirty whores.
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Posted 2005-08-22, 10:40 AM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "More protection ~_~"
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More protection ~_~
Why the hell do you need protection in butt sechz? Seriously... SEMEN IN TEH BUTT OH NOES IM PREGNANT!
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Posted 2005-08-22, 11:02 AM in reply to pr0xy's post starting "Why the hell do you need protection in..."
HIV infected fluids could still enter the bloodstream through a small cut inside the anus or on the penis.

And would you want friction whilst entering or a nice smooth sliding action?
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Posted 2005-08-22, 12:17 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "HIV infected fluids could still enter..."
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HIV infected fluids could still enter the bloodstream through a small cut inside the anus or on the penis.

And would you want friction whilst entering or a nice smooth sliding action?
I heard sometimes condoms arent enough... Isnt mantra an Astroglide man?

And last time I checked I havn't shoved any razors up my ass this month
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Posted 2005-08-22, 12:48 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "The majority of them. All the girls..."
Lenny said:
They're all whores, the lot of them. Dirty, dirty whores.

And that's a bad thing?


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My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2005-08-22, 02:43 PM in reply to pr0xy's post starting "I heard sometimes condoms arent..."
You can get rips and tears just from having anal sex. You dont need to put anything sharp into you ass.
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Posted 2005-08-22, 06:55 PM in reply to Kaneda's post starting "You can get rips and tears just from..."
But you have to admit it would be a lot more funny if you did.
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Posted 2005-08-23, 02:35 AM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "And that's a bad thing?"
I'll rephrase it.

They're all whores. Dirty, fat, ugly, fat, stinking whores.

Some of the things they talk about...eugh!
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Posted 2005-08-23, 03:34 AM in reply to Lenny's post starting "I'll rephrase it. They're all..."
God damnit Lenny. You got to get down w/ the crazy european sex. Your in a land of prudes that loves daisy chains, and voyuerism in parking lots!
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