Man I'm hearing all these crazy stories about Brittish kids having all kinds of orgies and gangbangs. 14yo kids having sleepovers playing sex games and shit like that. Whats up with that then Lenny?
Ya no shit! I heard they do this thing called "daisy chains" and basically all the kids go around from one friends house to the next and shag furiously.
You need to get some too, Lenny. You need to have those daisy chaining bastards to come and visit you some time. If you dont know where to find them here's what to do:
Start by asking those girls who went visiting pregnancy clinics. Also start hanging out with less educated people, they're more likely to go daisy chaining/have sex than higher educated people at around your age. In my own experience these people are often found gathered at parks or childrens playyards.
BLIMEY! What does Al'quida have against the Brits? I was watching some of the head honchos over there, like the London Governer and those other guys. They sure are eloquient speakers. No wonder they hate Bush. They're all like "this will no stand, eh?"
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No wait, thats Canada...
Maybe they'll get attacked soon too 0_<
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