Your 'Job'?

I can't get hired

You aren't trying hard enough.

Or maybe it's because he isn't old enough to work legally.

He's not 14?

The only place to work when your 14 is like ice cream places. I guess thats the only thing 14/15 year olds can manage.

I'm a semiconductor manufactorer.

I'm 16 and I've applied at least 10 places.

Actually, I could've worked at coldstone, but I turned it down because the lady was a bitch and you have to do all sorts of bullshit. She claimed you had to pay for your own training, uniform, didn't get a break, and would often work past closing time.

Wow, what a bitch.

It's too bad I'm not old enough, I was asked to work for Sara Lee bread company, but you have to be 18 years of age to drive their company truck for stock deliveries.

She claimed you had to pay for your own training, uniform, didn't get a break, and would often work past closing time.

Good job on getting the hell out of there. Damn, that doesn't even sound legal.

You've gotta be 18 for most of the nice, higher-paying jobs. Which really sucks, IMO.