This hat is too big

Seconded. We want to laugh at the silly Penguin with his big hat. And I too would suggest just returning it and getting one of a similar style that has your size.

That's the hat?? A baseball cap??

And here's me thinking it's some kind of hat hat. Top hat, or bowler hat...or a nice hat with a rim...

Well, that's a crazy Englishman for ya!

Haha.. crazy Englishman.

Yeah, the hats people mainly wear here are baseball caps so naturally they're called hats.

That's the hat?? A baseball cap?? And here's me thinking it's some kind of hat hat. Top hat, or bowler hat...or a nice hat with a rim... Well, that's a crazy Englishman for ya!

Well it was your mistake for being born British!

It was your mistake being a born gay Mexican.

You can't be born gay.

We meant on your head. G-Unit style.

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That's one ugly edit.

I'm broke........ my feet hurt......

That's some pimp ass shit right thurr.

Now that is a hat.

None of this pansy baseball cap stuff...that is a real hat.

Hats are hats with brims all the way round...not caps with little beaks.

Wow.

edit

Someone's got sand in their vagina.

That must really really itch...

Poor people...

I keeps on telling them I does, but do they listen?? No...they all go a screw each other in the sand!! Silly people...

He should get a shovel and a pail and build himself a castle down there.