My girlfriend = Rocks my Socks.

LOL my bitch tried to cut me off sunday....she said "im not ready for a relationship......lets just be friends" i said "no, i have enough friends, have a nice life"


monday she called me 8 times .......i didnt answer of course......then when i get home theres a bunch of IMs from her....."baby i made a mistake i want you back" etc etc

Smooth. Thats the way I want to end all my relationships.

Slaynish, young one, he didn't end the relationship. He used it as a ploy to get more poon. He just wants poon, look at him. Guys that work out excessively secretly just want more and more poon.

And video cards.

And drugs. Not that there's anything wrong with poon.